Avocados

You think you’re better than everyone. You think me having you around makes my life better. When we argue you call me fat bitch. You seem to be too high to realize you’ve gained about 40 pounds. You were gone maybe three weeks. I wasn’t eating, just focusing on my job. Everyone knows you put me through so much shit, I was complimented on my weight loss and said thanks I’ve been eating healthy out of laziness. I just don’t have you here playing househusband like that’s what I need. Someone treating me like shit because they feel they deserve a better life and for whatever reason thought I was capable of providing it. I have no one cooking for me all the time. Every meal sometimes like 5 meals a day. I eat healthy because I prefer vegetables I didn’t get them a lot as a kid so they’re like candy to me. You didn’t like my friends because you thought I’d go vegan and there would go your precious red meat. I have all sorts of ailments that can literally be cured by me eating the right food but I didn’t because I did what you wanted. Red meat and potatoes. I’m eating an avocado because you’re not here stuffing me full of greasy fattening food only to turn around and call me a fat bitch when you don’t get your way. I put my favorite cardigan on and it’s loose now. I was so depressed I didn’t believe them when they said I’d lost weight, I still had your voice in my head.