Cheetos

I hate being a tree hugging hippie because Cheetos are made with animal rennet, meaning they killed a baby cow or sheep to make Cheetos, so I can’t eat Cheetos. I wish I could just stop giving a damn about animals long enough to eat a bag of Cheetos. I know this sounds like a troll post but I swear it isn’t. I was out shopping today when on a whim I got some Cheetos. I was about to crack open the bag when my dumb ass decided to google if they were vegetarian. They’re not. Now I have a bag of Cheetos in my house that I can’t eat. I feel like I’ve just wasted food because the thought of eating them makes me physically ill. I blame myself. I should have looked it up when I was at the store. I don’t know who to give the Cheetos to. Sometimes I just want to un-vegetarian myself but then when I’m about to I chicken out and get sick.