Obnoxious

I’m what would happen if Boba Fett was jerking off and Maleficent sat on it at the last second......

There’s this Rite Aid near me that every time I roll up in there they be sweatin’ me like I be in there to be thievin’ mad shit, so what happens? I pas...

An evil blob of shit that is best gotten rid of......

Yes, you too can now celebrate the concentrated evil that is human civilization! If someone gives you a plush toy, apply a lit match to it. If someone is...

That’s it! From now on Thanksgiving is only for the Arabics and if I catch any of you fuckin’ around with that shit ever again you’re all asses is gonna b...

They had an app where if someone disagrees with you they fall down the trapdoor...😈...

One of the great tragedies of the smartphone era is how even when people aren’t using them I’ll notice they’ll be looking over their shoulder or across th...

The one, however, for the first time you want to give up badly then your heart started crying out vehemently, you regret the decision. You pine for that which i...

Well I find farting at random strangers during a pandemic an enjoyable way to relieve stress. And since they have to stay 6 feet away they can’t retaliate...

I’m sure both my parents went to hell...How could they not have. And yes I say that in spite of today and in spite of everything going on in the world and...