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I MADE A DISCOVERY, MANNN.
Okay so all my life I always thought I was too flat to ever be one of those girls that jiggle their booties at parties and when I was around 16 I went to my first party ever. There was drunk people everywhere and almost everyone offered me a blunt. The music was loud and there was a crowd by the pool. People were jumping and grinding all up on each other. At the time I was a complete goodie goodie but my mom talked to my aunt who forced my cousin to take me to the party and I was not about to ruin it for her so I just hung low and watched everyone have their fun. It was around three am and I was so sleepy. I was super used to being in bed my 9:30 and sleeping by 10, so this was super new and wack. I ended up sitting on a lawn chair and fell asleep. The guys there thought I was intoxicated and took me to their car and drove me to their apartment. I was way too sleepy to even open my eyes (I'm a heavy sleeper). Gladly they were really nice and they just took me with them to keep me safe because there were these college guys that kept staring me down. Anyway, after that party I became really close friends with those six guys and didn't party until my senior year. That's when shit got MADDDDD wild. I wore short shorts, I had found the wonders of drugs, I had lost my virginity, I had been arrested three times already, and I had finally learned how to let loose and just have fun. So I arrived at this party with short shorts, a crop top, and fishnets. I looked like a hooker if I'm being honest. I hated how "Free" I thought I was my senior year. I partied or whatever. A bottle of Oso Negro became my best friend, a few blunts made me feel at ease, and I was so tired from all the dancing. Then the crappy Dj that the guys hired yelled into his microphone and said, "Twerking contest." Most of the girls stood in a line in front of the booth and started to shake their asses and I just stood there thinking, "Damn, I wish I had an ass like that." So several parties later I began to learn little by little but I could never get it right UNTIL TONIGHT!!
So I had just gotten out of the shower. I was changing and shit and I looked at myself in me mirror because I was applying a face mask and my song came on by Bad Bunny - Yo Perreo Sola. My flat ass bent over and began to shake my shit. I put my phone up because ofc I wanted to document the moment to see if I was actually shaking my shit right or if I was just moving my back and LEMME TELL YOU!!!! I WAS ACTUALLY MOVING MY ASS!! Like I wasn't making those moves that makes people think you're having a seizure. I was actually moving my little booty AND IT JIGGLED!!
I've always put myself down and been put down my others for being flat but NO ONE can break my confidence right now. I am super proud of myself for this. If you want to hear about those times I was arrested, my drug trips, and the reason to why I changed so much just comment and I'll be more than happy to write about those moments.
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ReplyWell the reason I changed so much is kind of a deep story and I wouldn't want to make you feel bad about the shitty life I've lived.
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